Yes but do I care?
10 Good Things About Having An Absentee Husband
1) I can stay out as late as I want. No questions asked.
2) I can wear all my shortest skirts, eyeshadow(he hates it), bottle green, deep purple, shocking pink & all the other colors he can't stand.
3) I can have the bathroom to myself & keep it as clean as I want.
4) I don't have to cook.
5) I can hang out with all the people he hates.
6) I can blowdry my hair absolutely straight.
7) I can go shopping everyday for as long as I want.
8) Boring, comfortable, serviceable lingerie & sleepwear will be nothing to feel self-conscious about.
9) I don't have to put up with his more unpleasant friends.
10) I can rearrange the furniture & move things around as much as I want.